Salutam cu rezbect, jefu'. Aderizat la Romania cu bomba la valiza ascuns bine; dragut fara problem control aerobort, fiindca mai gasit un bagaj pierdut pe drum. Pastrat dolar American blestemat, pentru construit aigea bomba noua; dat jumadate la daxi, jumatate furat tigan din buzunar. Indilnit frate Ahmed, patron magazin, ajudat la mine. Discutat cu el la cafenea plan bomba, consumat egler proaspat, intoxicat zalmonel, noi ajuns spital, doctor roman durut la c*r. Jefu', gu bomba praf antrax nu putut facut la Romania, deci ingergat plan bomba cu bum-bum! ... Mutat apartament frate Ahmed, adus mult frumos aminde tara mia, fara apa la robinet. Urmarit emiziuni explozia camion azotat, facut frica la mine. Astia romani are tupeu nu gluma! Trebuie recrutati, jefu! Bomba cu azotat mare efect aveam! ... Inderesat pilotat avion pentru lovit gladire la roman; vazut delevizor aparat zbor MIG prabusit singur in ogorul taranului, plus roman stricat singur gladire, adormit beat, tigara aprinsa, murit zoagra, facut chef mare la ei ... Draga jefu', gineva furat la mine gas pastrat bentru bus la bomba, iar azeara, gind iesit cumparat baglava, exblodat budelie la parter. Aicia la Romania , mult cretin! Zberiat, zguibat la zin, ***t pe mine de frica! Jefu, ma indorg agaza! Asta romani nu are nevoie de terorism, face singur treaba noastra.'
1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice, and heterosexual men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have no money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have money and thank God are straight, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!
11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.
